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Helicopter Lessons


A blonde received a certificate
for helicopter flying lessons
for her birthday. One day she
was bored and decided to take
advantage of the opportunity.

When she arrived at the place,
the instructor said, "Well, there's
only one helicopter here and it
only has one seat. If I show you
how to do it, do you mind going
up solo?"

"Oh of course not! I can handle
it," the blonde replied.

Well, he showed her the inner
workings of the helicopter and
sent her on her way, only asking
that she radio in every 400 feet
just to make sure everything was
going smoothly.

At 400 feet, she radioed in saying, "Wow! This is so much fun!"

At 800 feet, she radioed in again saying, "This is pretty easy,
I can do this all day!"

At 1,200 feet, she didn't radio in. He waited and waited, and
didn't hear from the blonde. Seconds later, he heard a crash in
the field next to the station. He ran out to see what
happened -- the blonde crashed!

Luckily she survived. "What happened?" the instructor exclaimed.

"Well, I was doing fine, but I started to get cold so I just
turned off the big fan!"

This page is dedicated to all the folks responsible
in keeping the helicopters flying in both Military, and Civilian use!
Thank you for the job you have done in the past and the job you do today!


Graphic Art, Graphic Art Editing,
and Web Page By: Mark C. Phillips
helicopter_fly_around.gif By: Jim Chou
helicopter4.gif By: James M. Self
helicopter7.gif By: Mike Linn
helicopter_huey.gif is a Bell Huey animation By:
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