Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter
work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house
siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it
over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't
defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
a very special thanks to Josie for this one!
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