Song Midi: "Bottle" By Don Carroll


Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life
miserable. The only real peace that he got was
when he was out in the field plowing.

One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife
brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while
he quietly ate and berated him with a constant
stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly,
Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking
the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.

At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the
women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod
his head up and down. But when the men came up and
spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from
side to side.

When the wake was over and all the mourners had
left, the minister approached Jake and asked,
"Why was it that you nodded your head up and down
to all the women and shook your head from side to
side to all the men?"

Well, Jake replied, The women all said how nice
she looked, and her dress was so pretty,
so I agreed by nodding my head up and down,

The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"

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