(BLONDE GUY JOKE)
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy
were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
As our trio were eating lunch, the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and
exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going
to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his
lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage
and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,
and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "IfI'd known how really tired he was
of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me.
He makes his own lunch.
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