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Pilots In The Family
A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II
exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the
guy was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good
The old timer said, "I'm a pilot and that's why I'm in
such good shape. I'm up well before daylight, climb all
over the aircraft doing my pre-flight inspection, fly
all day, etc."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but
there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 65 years old and your
dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 84 yrs old and, in fact, he
built and flies his own airplane!
He went flying with me this morning. That's why he's
still alive... he's a pilot too!"
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure
there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old
was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean your dad is 84 years old and
his father is still living?! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "Grandpa is 102 years old and he
was a pilot too."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and
said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning
The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this
morning because he just got married and he's on his
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married?!! Why
would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"