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Two
Rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they
come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed by the size of it.
The first
hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I
can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The
second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it
takes to hit bottom."
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The first
hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they
pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
and throw it in the hole.
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They are
standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear
a rustling in
the brush behind them.
As they
turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run
up to the
hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.
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While they
are standing there looking at each other, looking
in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about,
an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't
happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came out of the
bushes doin'about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
head first into this hole here!"
The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him
chained to an old transmission!"
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