The VW and the Mercedes
This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next
to a guy in a Large Mercedes at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy
in the Mercedes:
"Hey, you got a telephone in that thing?"
The guy in the Mercedes says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?"
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
The light is just about to turn green and the guy
in the Volkswagen says,
"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Mercedes says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Mercedes is not about to be
one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing
shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he
picks up his car and drives all over town looking for
the Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside
the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and
he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out
of his newly modified Mercedes and taps on the
foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window
a crack and peeks out.
The guy in the Mercedes says, "Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out...
I got a double bed installed in my Car."
And the man in the Volkswagen says,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!
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